8/29/2004 04:19:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
Primer is a Super 16mm film by Shane Carruth that premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in January, where it won two major prizes and a fair amount of acclaim. As far as I can make out from the trailer (click here for 10mb QuickTime version) and various websites, the story is about four men build error-checking devices in their spare time. Through trial and error, they build a (time travel?) device that two of them realise is too valuable to market. The strapline for the film - "If you always want what you can't have, what do you want when you can have anything?" - hints at the potential of such a scenario. Viewer opinion seems polarised with some geeks and science fiends giving it a thumbs up whilst others scratch their heads and dismiss it as claptrap. I'd like to see it and make up my own mind but, as it isn't even released in the US until October, I doubt it will reach the UK any time soon and then maybe only as a DVD. Meanwhile, closer to home, I am looking forward to some extended couch time over the next 72 hours as I watch the always-watchableand grossly under-used Ken Stott in the BBC's Messiah III. The two previous two-parters, written by Lizzie Mickery, have been excellent examples of a genre the BBC do so well - taut scripted, finely crafted, well acted psychological dramas.
|W|P|109379636789833031|W|P|Intrigued|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/28/2004 06:40:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
With more than enough yang to cancel out Radcliffe's ying, earlier this evening Kelly Holmes blew away not only the rest of the field in the women's 1500m Olympic final, but also the cloud that has hung over her performance in major competitions for the last 12 years. Holmes' wide eyed smiles will now pass into the history books and rightly so.
|W|P|109372480750880036|W|P|No pace like Holmes'|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/28/2004 06:00:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
© onlyinmalta.com
My Maltese colleague Roderick is no mean photographer*. His landscapes, wildlife and floral studies are particularly good. Recently, he drew my attention to a website called Only in Malta!. This site has an excellent and growing collection of funny photographs. Those who have Maltese friends or who have visited Malta, Gozo or Comino, will recognise scenes depicting the unique way in which the Maltese approach life. On the other hand, if you are not familiar with Malta or the Maltese, you might be tempted to dismiss these as just another bunch of snaps of silly road signs and people in whacky situations. For the uninitiated, imagine a mix of an Aussie's 'no worries' attitude, a Spaniard's 'mãnana' outlook and then throw in a dose of West Indian 'laid back' lifestyle, you might just get close to the way in which they embrace their love of life. *Rod has just made me aware that his site is being upgraded at this time, so check back to see his work soon. |W|P|109371245949530218|W|P|Only in Malta!|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/26/2004 08:51:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
How to do infrared data transfer of contact information between a Darkside smartphone and a T610 without having to read the receiving screen upside down. Despite appearances, it's been a busy week as the lack of posts will attest.
|W|P|109355099984109138|W|P|Low tech high tech|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/26/2004 10:26:00 pm|W|P|Blogger pigpogm|W|P|So you were mirroring the data between the two?

Sorry.8/27/2004 11:42:00 am|W|P|Blogger zoe|W|P|eh ?8/23/2004 07:18:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
Kelly Holmes finally gets what she deserves. I can't recall anyone who has worked and waited so long.|W|P|109328512950111075|W|P|Kelly Holmes: It comes to she who waits|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/26/2004 09:48:00 am|W|P|Blogger Andy|W|P|Absobloominglutely! As I hit 37 this very day (hint hint) it's great that KH has reached the zenith of her career at 34. 30-somethings rule! rotflol

2004 snogs8/22/2004 06:10:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|From the BBC's Live: Women's marathon website.
Mile 23 Disaster for Paula. She slows and then stops, unable to go any further. Having given everything in pursuit of that elusive Olympic gold, she is now in tears.
In response to the above, Brendan Foster has just talked out of his arse. According to Foster and admittedly I'm paraphrasing from memory here, winning gold in the Olympic marathon isn't about being the best marathon runner in the world, it is being about being the best marathon runner over a tough hilly course on a hot evening in Athens. Well, the Olympics are being held over a tough hilly course on a hot evening in Athens. I doubt Mizuki Noguchi who has just won gold is going to be too worried about Radcliffe being the fastest marathon runner or the fact that Deena Kastor's 'conservative' race style brought her from nowhere to finsh an emetic third. I would imagine that she's thinking that she's the Olympic marathon champion and that - after beating the hotly tipped favourite and the best the world has to offer - she was the best marathon runner in the world on the day. I know pundits say things in the heat of the moment and that it is easy to criticise from my office chair but it's my licence fee that's paying his salary so I'm entitled to point out shortcomings. Off for a consolatory beer and snack. |W|P|109319690887881211|W|P|World Exclusive - Pundit talks nonsense|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/22/2004 02:35:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|At the other end of the athletic spectrum from me and performing far beyond the capabilities of most us, you'll find Paula Radcliffe, whose life appears to have been destined to bring her to Athens. One's admiration only increases upon learning that, in order to bring herself to the very pinnacle of athletic prowess, she has had to find ways to control the potentially debilitating combination of asthma and anaemia. The asthma is kept at bay, in part, by drinking wheatgrass juice whilst the anaemia, more surprisingly, by eating chocolate, which is rich in magnesium, iron and zinc. Would anyone believe me if I said that? Anyway, along with half the country, I will be cheering her on in a couple of hours when she competes in the race that will retrace the steps of the original run from Marathon to Athens. Hopefully, like Philippides sprinting ahead of the invaders, Radcliffe will run ahead of the pack to claim her place in history. Asthma or no asthma, she is fully expected to live to tell the tale and run again, unlike poor Philippides who, after announcing the Persians were popping over for a spot of afternoon tea and wholesale slaughter, promptly dropped dead from his exertions.|W|P|109318359870401136|W|P|Wheatgrass and chocolate|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/22/2004 01:01:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Sunday mornings are a great time to run around here because you pretty much have the streets and pavements to yourself. This morning was no exception, with the early morning sunshine warming my back as I worked my way across the Isle of Dogs and through the near-deserted roads and plazas of Canary Wharf before turning south and heading back home.
Jubilee Place, Canary Wharf
Running in a city provides one with a different perspective of a city to those which most folks experience. As I prefer to run on the softer asphalt of the road rather than the knee-jarring concrete pavements, I am acutely aware of not only every manhole cover and pothole but also the rise and fall of the gradient and the variation in the camber. Drivers and passengers who use London's roads will not have the same intimate acquaintance with and knowledge of the variety in the road's texture that runners do. The grippiness of granular tarmac, the unforgiving nature of herringboned brick, the potential for injury that lies in cobbles and the blessed relief of smooth black asphalt. In a similar fashion, perhaps only cyclists with their increased rate of respiration, will know of the smells and tastes that impress themselves on the urban runner. Whether it is the smell of stale beer and urine around the local late-license pub, the muggy fug that issues from the merchant bank's air conditioning ducts or throat-catching tang of the processed fats factory at Leamouth, each is as much a milestone on a run as any white line or lamppost. The difference in the level of traffic fumes between, say, late Friday afternoon and early Sunday morning is scarily palpable by taste and smell, reinforcing the image of shimmering waves of translucent blue wisps taken in by the eyes. Permanent landmarks and other fixed features take on different aspects when one has more time to absorb their presence. To me, the off-kilter bollard peeking out from a line of peers speaks of a wider streetscape that is moulded by the way in which it is used or abused. A runner, unencumbered by the roof of a car or the brow of a helmet is free to look beyond and above the more usual sightlines of the urban traveller. Gaps between part-closed gates, hedges and walls offer the runner a brief sweeping glimpse of what lies beyond, not dissimilar to the type of rapid panning shots beloved of pop video and edgy action movie directors. Through these momentary keyholes a runner can spy all manner of things from the mundanely workaday to the furtively illegal. In a car, one might never see the child's training shoe that dangles by it's lace from a telephone wire, never ponder as to whether it ended up there as a result of the owner's high jinks or the darker, more cruel taunting of a bully. On a bus, one will surely miss the street signs plundered from unsuspecting towns across the country, then furtively reattached to a solitary signpost outside the pub used by the local rugby club. It is strange then, with all these things and more flooding my senses, that I feel both present and removed when I run. Whether this is what athletes would describe as being 'in the zone' or more closely aligned with the inner calm of those who meditate, I cannot say. What I can say is that whilst running allows me closer and more intimate interaction with my immediate environment, it also provides me with a valuable opportunity to step away from daily concerns, granting me small instances of calm obserevance and reflection I find nowhere else, regardless of where I run.|W|P|109318169563335805|W|P|Body and sole|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/21/2004 04:40:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
On this gloriously sunny English summer's morning, I jumped onto the DLR* with sprogs 1 and 4 in tow and headed up to the market to grab a few foodie delights and meet up with with some old work colleagues. The bignoseduglyguy raiding party foraged far and wide, seeking out unusual ingredients, tasty snacks...and all the stalls with free samples. These included organic cheese, smoked eel, cockles, pain chocolat, a stonking espresso made with organic beans. Purchases included bunches of fresh samphire harvested in the fens of Norfolk, unsalted anchovy fillets and organic smoked streaky bacon. Further along I also picked up some wild beef sausages from a very nice lady whose stall had been mentioned on The Archers and whose chalkboard was given over to celebrating Matthew Pinsent's fourth Olympic Gold earlier this morning - apparently her son used to row at the same club as Pinsent. All this activity had worked up appetites and thirsts and so, after a pit stop for chips (sprogs) and steak and salad ciabatta (me), we wandered over to The Market Porter for a lunchtime pint or two before wending our way home again.
*Travel tip for London parents: Buying an off-peak Zone 1 & 2 family travel card for me and the eldest sprog (No. 4 goes free) meant that all three of us could travel anywhere in Central London just £2.10. This is cheaper than if I had paid for just myself with my Oyster Card. Credit for this thrifty wheeze goes to SWMBO. |W|P|109310659238746706|W|P|This little piggie went to...|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/19/2004 08:38:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|I know, I know, you feel neglected. I haven't posted or phoned or sent flowers but I've been busy.
  • MON: Work then family stuff.
  • TUES: Work then friend's BBQ & beer.
  • WED: Headache, work then collect sprogs from outlaws.
  • THUR: Work then playing with new wiki setup.
I'll write....I promise. OK? |W|P|109294474855674528|W|P|Boo!|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/20/2004 10:49:00 am|W|P|Blogger zoe|W|P|when ?8/20/2004 01:03:00 pm|W|P|Blogger bignoseduglyguy|W|P|When I feel like it...8/16/2004 10:32:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|The last thing you expect when watching the news is to watch a pub you spent more than a few holiday evenings drinking in being washed into the sea by flash floods. Having spent a superb summer holiday in Boscastle on the North Cornish coast, it was more than a little shocking not to say sad to watch the pictures.
It is hard to comprehend just how terrifying a 10ft high torrent rushing down the steep narrow valley in the picture above would actually be. Whilst not on the same scale as the recent climatic events in Florida and China, I'm sure this will be just as devestating to such a small community. As you tuck up in bed, have a good thought for the residents and visitors who will be sleeping on the village hall floor tonight.|W|P|109269196717781498|W|P|Spare a thought|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com9/02/2004 02:12:00 pm|W|P|Blogger gemmak|W|P|Ditto to all of that. I have spent many many wonderful holidays in Boscastle and it seems unthinkable!8/16/2004 08:44:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|'One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer [...] Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns.' I bet they are, having scored a £5m over 10 year deal with our neighbouring London borough and thereby delivered a blow to the open source community. Whether or not Newham were ever really serious about the open source route might never be known but their OS consultants is quoted in The Register article as having been nothing more than a 'negotiating tool'.|W|P|109268548659965849|W|P|Seattle moves in next door|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/16/2004 02:37:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Britains' favourite roadside short order cook is having a makeover, according to Radio Four news this morning.
The Little Chef is to slim down by losing his tradmark paunch and will gain a natty new jacket as part of a new revamped image. Next they'll be swapping his silver salver for carrot sticks and aubergine dip! |W|P|109266365121137271|W|P|Littler Chef|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/15/2004 01:30:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
I offer the above in a pathetic attempt to compete with the far more accomplished efforts of those premier league photobloggers Dave and Grahame. These substation doors are a key flyposting location for local political activists and residents associations but, yesterday, for the first time that I can remember, there were no posters; so it seems there are no leftwing vegetarian feminist yoghurt knitters* or crusty do-gooder tenants* meeting any time soon. *No political affiliation or social comment should be derived from these labels - they were merely comedic stereotypes used to enhance an otherwise weak and pointless post. |W|P|109257382867199722|W|P|Signage of the times|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/15/2004 12:03:00 am|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|... to Mr and Mrs Squonk. Not only is Squonk a fellow Euro-blogger but, as you'll note from his hotel room post, he uses the same Palm T3 and Sony Ericsson T610 combination as Roger and myself to blog on the move, proving Mrs Squonk landed herself a discerning geek three years ago!|W|P|109252462049473594|W|P|Happy anniversary...|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/14/2004 01:03:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
A visit to the local library with the sprogs was frustrated this morning when, upon arriving, we were told they were closing for lunch. I find it sad that, in this day and age of internet-connected lending libraries that rent DVDs and have advice centres, a small local library that has three members of staff still finds it necessary to close for an hour in the middle of the day. As we had to cross the corner of the local park on the walk home, we stopped of to play on the climbing frames and slides.
Hand made graffiti
St. John's Park is your typical inner-city park, where each renovation and regeneration quickly becomes careworn and frayed at the edges. Tribes of local kids play endless games of 5-a-side football or full-on body contact basketball. The older generations gather in clusters at the junctions of the paths or on the benches to swap gossip and moan about the kids. The dog walkers whistle nonchalantly, looking anywhere but in your eye whilst their pooch craps on the path, next to the unused pooper-scopper waste bin. Young mums and their children promenade in the latest casual wear, the mums puffing away on Silk Cut whilst the kids slug Coke and try to break the see-saw. Very occasionally, one will see the pasty-faced methadone addicts during daylight, swapping prescriptions and arguing over their bottles of White Lightening cider. This cast of local characters varies from visit to visit but, whilst it might not be wise to loiter here too long after the pubs turn out, the park never really feels threatening or sinister. However, it seems that not everyone shares my opinion judging by the message/warning that caught my eye as we left the park:
According to it's scribe, this message implies that "I.O.D." - long the three letter acronym for Isle Of Dogs - now stands for Isle of Danger. Presumably, this new appelation will mean regular visits from The Famous Five, The Secret Seven and The Hardy Boys, all looking for excitement, adventure and mysteries to solve.
|W|P|109248698274420062|W|P|Park Life|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/14/2004 12:06:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
A few odd snaps of the recent Cornwall expedition can be seen over at bignoseduglyeye. |W|P|109248159439880282|W|P||W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/13/2004 06:53:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
Freudian Inventory Results
Genital (70%) you appear to have a progressive and constructive outlook on life. Latency (40%) you appear to have a good balance of knowledge seeking and practicality. Phallic (53%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure. Anal (46%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity. Oral (60%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence.
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All this without therapy. I'm concerned ... this seems to imply I'm well-balanced - if that gets out, my reputation's ruined. via Jason who is certifiable according to his results
|W|P|109242026501466522|W|P|It's all my mother's fault|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/13/2004 12:34:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|I'd love to be a fly on the wall when this insurance claim gets filed.|W|P|109239687034930207|W|P|"We're 99% confident it was the rabbit that caused the fire"|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/12/2004 10:35:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|As is often the case, Ian has beaten me to spotting Julie Daniel's take on GTD email management and how it helps control the six types of email most folks have. Julie is a UK based accredited GTD coach. England 0 - Canada 1.|W|P|109234655875620071|W|P|Six degrees of email|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/12/2004 10:55:00 pm|W|P|Blogger Ian McKenzie|W|P|This might be the only opportunity for Canada to beat England over the next two weeks. ;->8/12/2004 07:14:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Eat - If you hear a faint groaning whilst reading this post, it'll be my chair. Last night, the cravings became too much and I whipped up a bucket of baked buffalo wings for me and SWMBO, who had never tried them before. Accompanied by a green salad with blue cheese dressing and several beers, we proceeded to set about the pile with no small amount of gusto. Given that I couldn't get hold of an authentic US wings sauce in my local supermarket, I laced the butter sauce with liberal amounts of Encona's Cajun Hot Pepper Sauce, Nando's Extra Hot Piri Piri Sauce, cracked black peppercorns and garlic powder. The results were pretty damn tasty. So what, you might ask, is the problem? Having demolished the whole pile, the 3-1 ratio of bones on my plate and SWMBO's indicated that I had consumed 30 waistline-busting wings which left me feeling a tad bloated for the best part of the last 24 hours. My Hat - Many thanks to this week's hero, David Barlow of Cornwall who is volunteer at The Lizard Wireless Station, all round good egg and, most importantly, a fellow Tilley hat wearer. Having seemingly lost my weathered but cherished Tilley whilst visiting the station, I emailed David who offered to check for my hat next time he was at the station. He replied with the news that he could find no trace of the hat and asked if I had possibly left it elsewhere. I mentioned that I had maybe left in an ice cream shop or the car park. Two days later, David has not only checked the shop in Lizard village (where my hat was amongst 6 other lost titfers) but had it sent special delivery to arrive by lunchtime today - asking nothing in return save for the postage. All this from a chap I've never met (his colleague was on duty when I visited) and who knows me not from Adam. Much appreciated. By the way, the tongue -in- cheek style of the Tilley Endurables website makes it an interesting read - whether you browse the interesting testimonials, the company's history or the dated but well-meant Y2K emergency advice. |W|P|109233447680122418|W|P|Eat/My Hat|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/10/2004 09:16:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Although I try to eat healthily and am exercising a great deal more than I used to, I do have a fondness for a number of 'heart attack on a plate' dishes - most of which I have discovered whilst on business trips to the States. Business travel is far from glamourous and, more often than not, decent meals with new colleagues or old friends will be more than outnumbered by the lonely meals, comprised of crappy food, eaten in glum hotel restaurants. A basket meal thrown at me by the surly bartender in the sports bar in the Dulles Hilton was especially dire, as I recall. However, I have also enjoyed some excellent nights with friends and colleagues and these will have invariably been in the sort of chain restaurant I'd never frequent back home. The popularity of elasticated pants and stretch sportswear as the No.1 casual clothing choice in America is almost entirely due to some the chain restaurant dishes I have come to love and cherish. There's Chili's Awesome Blossom, which is basically an enormous onion which has been sliced, battered then fried and served with an artery-clogging sauce - sublime. A visit to a Virginia franchise of Don Pablo's, a chain that actually sells a deep fried ice cream dessert (yes, really) introduced me to the gargantuan delights of the 'combination platter', which is the answer for those who are spoilt for choice when reviewing the menu. The Conquistador combination platter banishes all worry of choosing the wrong dish by serving up pretty much all of them on one outsized salver. $10.49 got me and a Vietnamese friends more beef taquitos, chicken flautas, skinny enchiladas, beef burritos, crispy beef tacos and soft chicken fajita tacos than we could finish. Limey seafood lovers like me wince when getting the bill for a meal in the UK because of the price of quality fresh fish - so walking into Joe's Crab Shack is like finding Nemo and Nirvana all in one place. A few years back, I almost ate myself to death in the Joe's Crab Shack in Buckhead, Atlanta. Along with Bert, a redoubtable Dutchman and Papa, a crazy Senagalese, I basically tried to eat plates of each of the five crabs available followed by each dish on the grilled and broiled seafood menu - all laced with lashings of Frank's Red Hot Sauce. Urged on by a very attractive waitress (who, I was convinced, loved me as much as I loved her until she said she was moving to Hollywood to become a scriptwriter), we ploughed through the approximate equivalent of Seaworld on a plate. No amount of light beer, or the antacids we picked up at the drugstore on the way back to the hotel, could put out the flames that raged in our bellies. However, the current objects of my culinary desire are buffalo wings, whether Frank & Teressa's proclaimed and much fabled wimgs served up the Anchor Bar in Buffalo or those 3 Mile Island hotties stacked high at every Hooter's. Unless anyone knows different, one of the London outposts of the US based Texas Lone Star chain appears to be my best bet for getting a fix of good ol' Stateside grub in large portions. As for me, I'm grabbing a taste-alike recipe from one of the many sites providing such things so I can rustle up a batch at home anytime the cravings call. Those with similar cravings for US foodstuffs should check out this handy list of UK importers. In this way, you too can get the same authentic taste, the same authentic waistline, the same authentic infarc and the same authentic early funeral that surely awaits me if I keep succumbing to this cravings. |W|P|109216898983467111|W|P|Transatlantic cravings|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/08/2004 11:29:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|The minute I clapped eyes on Rob Storey's How and Why Wonder Book collection, I lost 30 years and was back in my room reading my own copies. Strangely, whilst the covers of many of the US versions are familiar, I don't recall any of the UK versions, so perhaps mine were gifted via someone stateside. Either that or I really grew up in America but was brainwashed and relocated by the Secret Service after I was involved in some clandestine activity or other.|W|P|109200419865549321|W|P|Want to feel years younger?|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/08/2004 08:47:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Having recently spent an evening and a good part of the following night driving on our overstretched motorway and A road system (30 miles of motorway closed necessitating a 70 mile nose to tail detour), I am ready to consider alternatives. Whilst searching online for something else, I came across an essay entitled End of Traffic Jams: A Transportation System for the Future, which is concerned with dualmode and automated highway systems. Whilst little more than an overview, this essay points the way towards a possuble solution to combining the freedom of personal transport with the speed, ease of use and safety of a mass transit system. However, a wander through the various ongoing projects linked at the bottom of the page shows that these types of initiaives are not just pipe dreams.|W|P|109199443157039859|W|P|Hands free driving|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/08/2004 03:44:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Upon arriving home, we were greeted by a pile of post over 12 inches (30 cms for Zoe and the other Euro folk reading this) tall, which I have just worked my way through. The mail awaiting my personal attention included not only the usual junk mail and detritus but also:
  1. A credit card bill.
  2. A London Congestion Charge Penalty fine.
  3. A second London Congestion Charge Penalty fine.
  4. Yet a third London Congestion Charge Penalty fine.
  5. A Conditional Offer of Fixed Penalty speed camera fine.
  6. A letter from my employers concerning increased healthcare benefit costs.
Talk about timing. The Congestion Charge Penalty fines are bullshit as I registered the car concerned as a temporary vehicle whilst my usual car was in the body shop. When I called to straighten it all out, they told me I had to call back the relevant department on Monday - despite the fact the they couldn't find any fines levied against the car concerned. The speeding fine is probably legit but as the camera is located on the slowest stretch of my daily commute, I am a touch naffed off at getting a fine and points, when I normally couldn't break a sweat, let alone the speed limit, on that road. My employers want me to pay into a dental plan that will cost me more than my annual average bill with my current dentist - and he's not cheap - which is why I got the credit card bill. It's just as well I haven't just been and spent all our money on a holiday for SWMBO and the sprogs then, isn't it. Sigh...whimper...snivel |W|P|109197811527778720|W|P|Back to earth - with a bump|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/08/2004 11:45:00 am|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|
After two and a bit weeks tapping away at my PPK and using my T3 for surfing and email, I had almost forgotten the joys of using a full sized screen and keyboard. Twenty four hours after returning from the family vacation, the pile of laundry still resembles Annapurna and the washing machine has barely stopped except for reloading and removing beach sand from the fluff filter. All things considered, it was a fine holiday and the whole family had a great time. By way of a closing chapter to the Cornish Pastiche saga, I thought I would simply relate a couple of the highlights - with links, now I have the capability. For those not familiar with the Lizard Penisula in Cornwall, it is a beautiful county, set at the far south west of England and is pretty much the last dry land before the east coast of the USA. It is for exactly this reason that Guglielmo Marconi chose the area for his ground breaking work in wireless communications. His experiemental transmissions in January 1901, between The Lizard Wireless Station and the Isle Of Wight 186 miles away, proved definitively that radio waves could travel well beyond the visible horizon. Incidentally, the Lizard Wireless Station was also the first coastal station to handle an SOS signal from a ship. This work paved the way for another transmission eleven months later that changed the world and paved the way for pretty much all modern communications technologies. From a small wooden building located above Poldhu Bay ten miles north of Lizard Point on the 12th December 1901, a member of Marconi's team repeatedly transmitted the letter 'S' out over the Atlantic. These bursts of three 'dots', boosted by what was then the world's most powerful transmitter, were received by Marconi himself at Signal Hill in Newfoundland, Canada. Today, Poldhu Point is home to the tiny but excellent Marconi Centre exhibition, which is jointed managed and run by The National Trust and the Poldhu Amateur Radio Club GB2GM. Completing the local Holy Trinity for geeks is the Porthcurno Telegraph Museum, which was the home of the British Empire’s first international telecommunications network and, at it's height in the early decades of the twentieth century, was the world's largest cable station, with 14 telegraph cables in operation. These undersea cables reached out to the very furthest corners of the globe, connecting Britain with it's by then fading empire. I can highly recommend all these to anyone with an interest in technology or communications. To those not so inclined, they are still great places to visit, not only as memorials to the work of those who makes much of modern 'push-button' life possible, but also as stunning locations (on the South West Coastal path) in their own right. It is worth acknowledging the ham radio volunteers and National Trust folks who staff the Lizard Wireless Station and the Marconi Centre, not only for their enlightening talks and the opportunity for hands-on Morse Code tuition, but for staffing these tiny huts that can only be reached on foot. Whilst we were self-catering on this holiday, we also took the opportunity to eat out when we fancied and avoid the washing up. Whether cooking for ourselves or cooked for, we took advantage of the excellent local produce. One evening, I rustled up a mackerel and prawn farfalle dish using fish from that morning's catch at Cadgwith, a tiny village with small working fishing fleet located on the eastern side of the Lizard Peninsula. Other local specialities include Yarg, a Cornish semi-hard cheese, traditionally wrapped in nettles; scrumpy cider, which is a world apart from it's massed produced counterpart and, of course, the reknown Cornish Pasty, a pastry casing with, traditionally, a filling of beef and potato with slices of onion and swede mixed in as well. The Old Inn in Mullion and The Smoke House in Porthleven both provided us with memorable meals, the former with it's generous pub grub proportions and the latter with an imaginative and tasy menu. The dish of the holiday for me was the fresh - and I mean fresh - brill with mussels and saffron linguine accompanied by a cracking chenin blanc at The Smoke House, who also do fresh handmade pizzas and pasta dishes for kids that puts the usual fare served up for kids in restaurants to shame. Archie Trees is a name that was oft-repeated during car journeys on this holiday. On the first day, whilst we were driving down some of the famously narrow and winding Cornish lanes, sprog 4 suddenly exclaimed 'Arch-ieee Tree-ees!'. SWMBO and I looked at each other in a puzzled way - who was this Mr. Trees? Was the sprog asking for us to play his CD? This was repeated quite a few times until the other sprogs noticed that she only made these exclamations when we drove between hedgerow trees whose boughs overhung the lane so far that they met in the middle above the car. Ah - not Archie Trees but archy trees. We never tired of hearing it and eventually the whole family would chime in with 'Arch-y Tree-ees!' any time we drove through a tunnel or arch of tress. That's it. I could go on and on but it would be more boring than inviting you all over to look at pictures and home movies so I will resist - normal service will now be resumed.|W|P|109197506096273122|W|P|Cornish Pastiche - Finale|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com8/05/2004 12:35:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|I am still alive but way too chilled out to be posting every day. Edited highlights include much surfing, great food and a really regretable case of sunburn that laid me low for a few days (please use protection, kids). Anyhow, way too much happening to be posting so I'll be offering a Reader's Digest version when I return to my own box at the weekend. Surf's up so I'm off. -- bignoseduglyguy via Firewire Internet Cafe Helston |W|P|109170575444393705|W|P|Cornish Pastiche 5|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com