5/30/2004 08:00:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Sprog #4: I want a polar bear. Me: What? Sprog #4: I want a polar bear. Me: What? I don't understand. Sprog #4: I want polar bear in your pocket. Me: I haven't got a polar bear in my pocket. Sprog #4: (pointing to pocket) Look in there. Me: OK (looks in pocket and retrieve packet of mints with holes in) Ah, are these the Polo bears? Sprog #4: Yes.|W|P|108611710194158448|W|P|The things we say|W|P|bignoseduglyguy@gmail.com5/30/2004 07:11:00 pm|W|P|bignoseduglyguy|W|P|Grahame's Things to do Whilst Running is too near to the truth for some of us. To his list I would add:

• adjusting one's microfibre shorts to avoiding much chafing of the nads.
• timing your run to coincide with the evening rush hour so as to experience the full range of asthma symptoms - asthma sufferers, you have my sympathy and best wishes.
• curse yourself for not remembering that nice bottle of water you got out of the fridge but neglected to pick up before leaving.

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